Saddam Hungsein

Isn't that supposed to be Bin Laden? Guess we have to kill somebody.

Words From A Bum: Got money?

It's January 8, 2007. With new years come great responsibility or some shit like that.

With a president who can't tell the difference between a laptop and a lapdance, you get dumb results in reasons. But I know you heard it all before so I'm not going to bore you. Do you think it's fair that the government spends millions of dollars on useless things like:

The American Competitiveness Initiative

The plan costs $136 billion over 10 years. The plan calls for hiring 70,000 high school teachers to teach Advanced Placement courses in math and science, hiring 30,000 math and science professionals to teach in classrooms, and providing early help to students who struggle with math. I'm no expert but spending 136 billion on teachers we already have seems to be a waist of money. Do people even go to college to be teachers anymore? To me, the government makes it look like Beavis and Butthead are the futures of the US. Beavis has already made president and Dick "Gun Shooting In The Face" Butthead is the vice president.

Then we have Mr. Jaffer, USPS

Given a staff of 160 people with a $20 million budget. He would go out to restaurants and order all he wanted spending sometimes $1000+ on food/beverage. How much can one man eat? Not even Monica Lewinsky's fat ass would eat that much in a day. And even the meeting with the WB execs was expensive. What the hell would the USPS need with the WB? A BJ in NYC with the YWCA and YMCA?

Well I have to go now. I think I want to invest millions of the tax payers money on glow-in-the-dark pancakes.