Thursday, August 17, 2006

No More Drinking On Airplanes While Brushing Your Teeth













Loads of liquid goods discarded by airline passengers at security checkpoints
will end up in the trash, not in the pockets of airport employees or others,
officials at airports across the country promised Friday.




All liquids, except medicine and baby formula verified as authentic, Food bought at airport, Handbags, All electrical and battery-powered items, including laptop computers, mobile phones and iPods, Electric key fobs, Wheelchairs, except those provided by airport, Cigarette Lighters, scissors, Aerosol Containers, Any bag larger than 14" wide x 13" high x 4" deep, Food or beverages of any kind.

Might as well go to the airport naked already full of food. Before you know it you won't be allowed to talk unless you raise your hand.

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