A New York Christmas

Transit workers on strike and hookers in Manhatten trying to earn a dollar for a crack pipe for their kids, Merry Christmas is an unfortunate time in some places. Let's think of others before you spend that grand on a person that already knows you care.

Guest Speaker: My Brother That I Never New I Had

Hello. I guess I'm the brother of the sick bastard. Well I'm not really familiar with blogging but I would like to talk about something I saw today.

The 1000th person has been executed today. It makes you wonder how many of those people killed were actually innocent and how the real killers have killed again. As you can tell I'm against the death penalty. For people that are for the death penalty, I suggest that you watch The Life of David Gale. It's an amazing movie that will change the way you think.

She's Hot

The Cell Phone Bandit is finally caught. Who would ever think of doing that to rob a bank. Guns are so obvious but cell phones are so common and go unnoticed. She's still an idiot.

Janis Joplin

She died long before I was born but the music of today is the same old crap all the time but Janis Joplin seems new to me everytime I listen to one of her songs. In my opinion, she is the best singer ever. The pain in her voice and how raspy her voice made each song her own pain. Each song was like a book she was reading to you and when it was over you would just say "wow that was a great story", and you would to listen to it again.

Out of all the Joplin songs I feel that Kozmic Blues is the most powerful song she's ever sung. Being that I love music and how my music taste vary according to what mood I'm in, Janis seems to be at the top of my list right now. Then again I also am a big fan of Marilyn Manson so go figure?

The Future Will Be Your Downfall

I think people will eventually screw themselves in the end. People think that the Internet is everything but as soon as everybody uses it, it will crash and everybody will be lost.

Take Netflix for instance. That has to be the most laziest way to rent a movie. For crying out loud, are you that lazy to get off your ass and go to the video store or does the postman have to deliver it to you.

Groceries Online. Damn it people, get off your fat asses and walk to the grocery store and buy it damn it!

iTunes. Do people even know what a CD is anymore? Go to Best Buy or something and help the artist. I use iTunes to listen before I buy but I would I always like to have the CD cover and extra stuff.

Downloading movies. Once again lazy asses don't want to leave their Chocolate Chip Ice Cream so they just sit in front of their computer getting fatter waiting for their movie to download.

Blogging. I think blogging is a good way to vent frustrations like these.

The future will be your downfall, it won't be mine.

Paris is Burning!

What is this craziness going on in France? I haven't really had time to watch the news and the Internet has *sigh* nothing.

Time For A New Job

Another lawyer that's defending Saddam has been killed. The first time somebody killed somebody on my team I would be a little worried, the second time it happens I would be planning on leaving the country.

Here's the LINK

Court Case: Toilet Seat vs. Old Man

I just have to post this story from Yahoo!

I guy uses the bathroom at a Home Depot store and finds that he is glued to the seat. 20 minutes pass and nobody hears him.

And I quote:

Dougherty said in a lawsuit filed last week in Boulder, Colorado, that he thought he was having a heart attack when he realized his buttocks and legs were stuck to the toilet seat in the Home Depot restroom in Louisville, Colorado.

Why do this? You are already embarrassed in your own city so now you want to take the embarrassment nationwide?

What If?

1. What if Bill Clinton was president right now instead of President Bush?
2. What if President Bush recieved oral sex from an intern, would he get a second term?
3. What if the WTC was never attacked?
4. What if Osama Bin Laden became mayor of New York City?
5. What if the government is covering up something so big that it would destroy so many things?
6. What if President Bush never went to war?
7. What if Hurricane Katrina never hit Lousiana and went out to sea?
8. What if gas prices never went down?
9. What if life was really just "a box of chocolates".
10. What if Elian Gonzalez and his family never left?

What if all the stories that happen everyday had an "alternate ending" where if you didn't like how it orginally ended you could go back and see a better one?

If Santa Was President?

It sounds crazy but who do you know that can run the country better than President Bush? Santa can! He would give gifts to all the children of Iraq instead of blowing up their homes. He would be in Florida during the hurricane helping out everbody as much as he could while Bush contemplates which dressing will go on his salad today. Santa would make sure the naughty people will get nothing for the holidays while Bush will make sure everybody naughty or nice will have no money to buy gifts. Santa wouldn't have any taxes for anybody while Bush will tax the poor and give to the rich. In conclusion, SANTA ROCKS!

SANTA FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!

The Bird Has It's Revenge!

With the whole bird flu going around, it's starting to make a lot of people panic. Me worry? No. They show people going crazy overseas and rushing to get to only possible cure. And now me worry? YYYYEEESSSSS!!!!!! If this hits the states then we will all go crazy. I can remember that X-Files episode with those giant cockaroaches. The scene in the grocery store where everybody is panicing and then somebody accidently knocks over a display of milk duds and everybody screams. I know stuff like that will happen here too except the whole cockaroach and milk duds thing because I like milk duds, I like them ALOT!....hopefully.

LET THE CRAZINESS BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Untold Horror of September 11

The link will pretty much fill you in on this alternate look on what really happened on September 11.

Won't catch this documantary at your local video store.

THE INFAMOUS NEW LOOK AT SEPTEMBER 11

I just heard the NEWS!

George Bush just became president! I know he'll do great things for this nation. I know that if a war came up that he would handle it like a president should. And if a hurricane just so happen to hit, let's say....Louisiana, then I know he will handle it the right way. Well, good luck President Bush, I hope you run for another term because you know you can count on my vote. CHEERS!

I'm Afraid Of America

The controversial song from David Bowie . It means so much at times like these. When every country hates you and police officers beat you down for asking the time, what's the point of being American. Oh dear, did I hit a nerve? I'm proud to be an American. You know how that song goes.

Life is better here sometimes though. Some countries are ruthless and treat citizens like tyrants. But the good old U-S of A is quite the bully. Hey Wal-Mart makes more money then some countries but still they hate us.

How the image of September 11 haunts people to this day. I laugh because everytime I see the numbers 9 - 11 I cringe. Everywhere I look I see the time is 9:11, the store is open from 9-11, the price of the item is $9.11, the clearence of the sign is 9'11". It's just creepy.

Dear Jeebus,

Why am I here enjoying life of high gas prices while the President goes golfing in Texas? Am I stupid or does this make any sense whatsoever. . .

Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of "Hop on Pop".----President Bush

It's times like these that I wish I was blind and deaf. I'm glad that even at the top, you still can be dumb.














Is the nation a better place?











I don't think so.

I'll leave you with this sad but even sadder picture. If you can't read what it says, just click on it and enlarge it.

It's A Travesty

Well, this is my first post for this blog. This will be serious and funny at times but it will deal with what I see in the world mostly involving politics. I'm using this picture as my first one to show an example of what you will be seeing on the blog. I'm not against President Bush in any ways but.......

.......well you get the point. All I have to say is that I agree.