Cheney And His Shooting Rampage

Mr. Dickface Cheney shot a companion in the face and chest......by accident over the weekend. The victim was or rather still is an attorney. He is recovering from the ordeal and plans to make a full recovery, the victim on the other hand will also make a full recovery.

Quote:

Armstrong, owner of the Armstrong Ranch where the accident occurred, said
Whittington was bleeding after he was shot and Cheney was very apologetic.

Who knew being shot in the face would make you bleed? Damn right Cheney should be apologizing! He shot somebody in the face!

"Fortunately, the vice president has got a lot of medical people around him and
so they were right there and probably more cautious than we would have been,"
she said. "The vice president has got an ambulance on call, so the ambulance
came."

We should all be that lucky. I bet he has Dunkin Donuts on speed dial.