She's Hot

The Cell Phone Bandit is finally caught. Who would ever think of doing that to rob a bank. Guns are so obvious but cell phones are so common and go unnoticed. She's still an idiot.

Janis Joplin

She died long before I was born but the music of today is the same old crap all the time but Janis Joplin seems new to me everytime I listen to one of her songs. In my opinion, she is the best singer ever. The pain in her voice and how raspy her voice made each song her own pain. Each song was like a book she was reading to you and when it was over you would just say "wow that was a great story", and you would to listen to it again.

Out of all the Joplin songs I feel that Kozmic Blues is the most powerful song she's ever sung. Being that I love music and how my music taste vary according to what mood I'm in, Janis seems to be at the top of my list right now. Then again I also am a big fan of Marilyn Manson so go figure?

The Future Will Be Your Downfall

I think people will eventually screw themselves in the end. People think that the Internet is everything but as soon as everybody uses it, it will crash and everybody will be lost.

Take Netflix for instance. That has to be the most laziest way to rent a movie. For crying out loud, are you that lazy to get off your ass and go to the video store or does the postman have to deliver it to you.

Groceries Online. Damn it people, get off your fat asses and walk to the grocery store and buy it damn it!

iTunes. Do people even know what a CD is anymore? Go to Best Buy or something and help the artist. I use iTunes to listen before I buy but I would I always like to have the CD cover and extra stuff.

Downloading movies. Once again lazy asses don't want to leave their Chocolate Chip Ice Cream so they just sit in front of their computer getting fatter waiting for their movie to download.

Blogging. I think blogging is a good way to vent frustrations like these.

The future will be your downfall, it won't be mine.

Paris is Burning!

What is this craziness going on in France? I haven't really had time to watch the news and the Internet has *sigh* nothing.

Time For A New Job

Another lawyer that's defending Saddam has been killed. The first time somebody killed somebody on my team I would be a little worried, the second time it happens I would be planning on leaving the country.

Here's the LINK

Court Case: Toilet Seat vs. Old Man

I just have to post this story from Yahoo!

I guy uses the bathroom at a Home Depot store and finds that he is glued to the seat. 20 minutes pass and nobody hears him.

And I quote:

Dougherty said in a lawsuit filed last week in Boulder, Colorado, that he thought he was having a heart attack when he realized his buttocks and legs were stuck to the toilet seat in the Home Depot restroom in Louisville, Colorado.

Why do this? You are already embarrassed in your own city so now you want to take the embarrassment nationwide?