Man Has Sexy Time With Dead Deer

SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn.

"The state believes that particular place is the best to provide treatment for the individual," Assistant District Attorney Jim Boughner said.

Hathaway's probation will be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision.

He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent.

Hathaway pleaded no contest earlier this month to misdemeanor mistreatment of an animal for the incident involving the deer. He was sentenced Tuesday in Douglas County Circuit Court.

"The type of behavior is disturbing," Judge Michael Lucci said. "It's disturbing to the public. It's disturbing to the court."

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Kind of reminds me of a song:

And I’m proud to be an American where as least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died, who gave that right to me.
And I’d gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land God bless the U.S.A.

George Washington is doing cringing in his grave at this story. Only in the U.S. can you find the news discussing a guy having sex with a dead deer. It just doesn't feel right to laugh. Now if I lived in another country than this would be funny.

Why?

Why are the quickest money earning schemes so illegal?

Selling drugs seem to be the quick easy way to get money. Sure the customers become addicted to your merchandise and will keep coming, but they begin to be a little crazy with knives when they want more.

Robbing stores are another way. Besides being shot and caught and anal raped in prison, I don't see anything negative things.

Hooking. If you like having sex a lot then this would be perfect. Just have to worry about undercover cops and "clients" who have the A-Z of STDs on them.

Milk Money Scheme. I don't know how popular this method is nowadays, but my friend tried it and got some money and ended up doing it wrong and lost it. This method is I think legal but kind of weird. Their will always be a top person and hundreds of people at the bottom reaching to the top. The more people you have below you, the more money you would make. And all it is just giving money away. At least 50 or whatever that system requires. Once you get the money, you keep a part of it and give the rest to the person above you. And that person does the same thing to the person above him until it reaches the top person in that system. That top person could have hundreds of people under him giving him money. He becomes a millionaire every week! But I'm sure that's illegal.

A honest hard working job. Whatever.

Porn Star. Kind of fits in with the hooker. The only diff is people pay to watch you. I don't know.

Bum. Sure, just sit on a street with a sign, make sure it has plenty of misspelling to make it more desperate and be mute. Cutting off your leg is dedication and claiming you are a war vet is pure gold.

What It Would Be Like?

If I could choose a president to hang out with, I would choose Bush. My first question would be...

How in the hell did you get elected twice?

A Sick Serious Story

This story happened in Texas. Out of all the killing over in Iraq, this is the most pointless killing I've heard of in awhile.

SAN ANTONIO - The mother of two young children whose decomposing bodies were found wrapped in plastic bags beneath a house this week was arrested Saturday and charged with capital murder.

Valerie Lopez, 19, was arrested early Saturday along with her boyfriend, authorities said.

Lopez confessed to beating to death Sariyah Garcia, her 18-month-old daughter, and hiding her body beneath her home, Police Chief William McManus said. Sariyah died Christmas Eve.

Lopez told investigators she killed Sebastian Lopez, her 5-month-old son, when she accidentally rolled over him about two months later, District Attorney Susan Reed said. Lopez also hid his body under the house.

The boyfriend, Jerry Salazar, faces a charge of injury to a child by omission. He was aware Lopez was abusing her children, police said.

Police had been searching for the couple since Tuesday night when the children's bodies were found by residents of a triplex who were trying to locate the source of a foul odor they had been smelling for as long as two weeks.

Family members had little contact with Lopez since she had started living with Salazar, but friends reported seeing her looking as if she had been beaten up, her sister said.

An official at the Bexar County Jail said she did not know if Lopez had an attorney. She said Lopez's bail had been set at $10 million.

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How in the fuck can you accidentally run over your own child? This mother fucker needs to be ran over. Both parents. Some people just shouldn't have children. Now if only her mother aborted her so that she wouldn't have cursed her own children with this pointless death. Sad sad story. No good will come out of this. Who can you feel sorry for? And the fact that she hid her under her own home! That's fucking crazy! Knowing our justice system, she'll be out on probation in a couple of years blaming it on postpartum depression.

Can I Watch This Movie Mommy?

Let me check the Kids In Mind website to see if it's appropriate.......

SEX/NUDITY 9 - A nude man (we see his bare chest, abdomen and legs, while rolls of skin hide his genitals) masturbates while looking at a magazine with photos of women in swimwear; another man jumps on him, they wrestle, one man grabs the other's genitals and squeezes and also bites the other man's nipple, and one man straddles the other with his testicles in the man's face (we see one man's bare buttocks and testicles, while the other man's genitals are covered by a superimposed black bar).
► Two men touch each other's genitals (both are clothed) and they then wrestle while wearing only their underwear; we are told that one man takes a shower and another washes him (one man asks why another man tried to put a rubber fist in his anus).
► A man masturbates while looking at mannequins dressed in lingerie in a store window (we see his hand in his pants moving rhythmically and people are alarmed as they walk by). A man slaps cologne on another man's genitals (we do not see any flesh).
► We see a very short segment (no details are shown) of a video that we are told shows a woman performing oral sex on her husband (they are both celebrities). A man drives along a road where women proposition him.
► We see photographs of a young man with his genitals clearly visible and another man identifies him as his son. We see a picture of a nude woman hanging on a wall (her bare breasts and bare buttock are visible). Two nude men run through a hotel, people in the hotel stare in shock, and the men run into a meeting room and onto a stage where they wrestle briefly. A man wearing mesh jockey shorts sits in a chair while another man blows his hair dry, and then the man points the blow dryer down his underwear in the front and back. A man wears a thong-type swimsuit that reveals bare buttocks. A man watches a TV show where actresses wear tight-fitting swimsuits (cleavage and part of bare buttocks are exposed). A woman wears a low-cut top that reveals cleavage.
► A man tells a crude story about his sister teasing his brother (that he will never have sex while she exposes herself to him) and that the brother breaks out of "his cage and gets it." A man says, "I like sex." A man introduces another man as the "town rapist" and later makes a comment about him raping animals. A man tells a woman that he would like to pay her for sex (they do not have sex). A woman joins a man at a dinner party and it is suggested that she is a prostitute. A man tells a woman that he has just met that she has an erotic physique. A man talks about wanting to ejaculate on a woman's stomach. A man passes a woman on the street, he makes suggestive noises and asks her "how much." A man asks about having "sexy time" with women. Using crude terms, a man asks a car salesman for a car that will attract women. A man is shocked when another man tells him that women can choose with whom they have sex.
► A man kisses a woman whom he describes as his sister, and says that she is a prostitute. A man kisses many men on the cheeks as a greeting. A man tries to kiss a man as a greeting, and the man becomes upset and yells at him.

VIOLENCE/GORE 5 - We see a bear's severed head in a refrigerator (a small amount of blood is visible on the fur).
► A man lunges toward a woman, covers her with a cloth sack, knocks her to the ground and struggles to keep her from getting away (it is supposedly a marriage proposal); she does get away and runs, and security guards tackle the man in a parking lot and hold him to the ground.
► A man talks about killing homosexuals and Muslims, or anyone who looks like a Muslim. A man blames 9/11 on "the Jews." Two men are shocked when they discover their hosts in a bed and breakfast are Jewish and they fear that they will be murdered in the night (they say, "You can barely see their horns.").
► People line a street to watch the "running of the Jews": we see two people wearing very large plaster heads with horns running along a street, while other people run in front of and behind them yelling; one of the people wearing a plaster head stops and drops a large egg on the ground, whereupon children rush and crush it.
► A man and a woman are asked to leave a dinner party (presumably because the woman is an African-American prostitute) and are told that the police have been called.
► A man buys a black bear, chains it to the back of the ice cream truck he is driving, and the bear growls loudly at children who approach the truck, and the children run away screaming. A horse rears, the rider falls off and the horse falls on top of him (we do not hear anything about the rider's injuries).
► Two men shove each other. A man tries to say hello and introduce himself to people on a street, they yell at him, and threaten him and they run away. People become angry and yell at a man singing an anthem about his own country. A wife threatens to snap off her husband's genitals if he is unfaithful. A man driving a car yells out the car window at another driver who honks at him. A man tries to kiss a man as a greeting, and the man becomes upset and yells at him.
► A man defecates in shrubs along a busy street (we see part of his bare thigh and people walk by and are alarmed). We see bear feces smeared on the back of a truck. A man washes his face in a lake right next to where another man is urinating. A man washes his face in toilet water. A man tells his host that he needs to use the bathroom and returns with a plastic bag filled, presumably, with feces (the host is alarmed and she takes him back to the bathroom in order to dispose of the bag properly).
► Children in a dilapidated building are introduced as being in pre-school and they are holding guns. A man is introduced as being an "abortionist." We hear that a woman was killed by a bear and her husband celebrates.
► A chicken runs through a subway train car and frightens passengers. A man throws a bag down and we hear a chicken cluck from inside the bag. A man stumbles and falls several times breaking many fragile items in an antique store.
► We see people thrashing on the floor during an Evangelical Christian church service. A man is tied to a large cross and poked with a reed rake repeatedly (symbolizing a crucifixion).

PROFANITY 6 - 19 F-words and its derivatives, 26 sexual references, 9 scatological terms, 22 anatomical terms, 8 mild obscenities, many insulting remarks about Jews and gypsies, name-calling (stupid, idiot). [profanity glossary]

SUBSTANCE USE - People drink wine at dinner in a few scenes, a man opens a bottle of alcohol while driving a car (we do not see him drink from the bottle), men are shown drinking shots of alcohol and beer, and men are shown drinking beer. A man smokes a cigarette.

DISCUSSION TOPICS - Culture, rape, abortion, racism, bigotry, slavery, anti-Semitism, AIDS, feminism, homosexuality, marriage, death of a spouse, Evangelical Christianity.

MESSAGE - Cultural differences can be extreme. Many people won't admit it, but they are bigots.