It's The Statue of Liberty: Tell Me What It Means To Me

I'm tired. I'm tired of turning on the TV and seeing war and more war and more war. I tired of seeing pictures of dead bodies over and over again. How many times can you see a another picture of a dead child and not be disturbed by it. It took quite a few for me and I'm already messed up in the head. I lost my patriotism.


FUCK!

If the Statue of Liberty was a real woman she would move to another country. Just looking through her eyes. Terroism and planes going into buildings. Massive killings for years and years and years. Having the same fucking view of things for decades. She's gonna rust and fall into the ocean. She's gone mental. She gets kind of jumpy everytime a plane flys by. She hears people talking in disgust all around her about the war and then she hears people saying how she stands there proud with a smile on her face for what is going on.

And the thing I find really funny was when lot of the people here in the Ununited States of America were complaining about the French. "I refuse to eat French fries because it uses the name French." I refuse to eat French toast because it's from France." But then the Statue of Liberty came from France. Hmmmmm, she's still here. It's times like these I wished I was in Antartica. At least there I won't have to worry about watching more dead children on TV or watching another fucking article on Mel Gibson. Since I started, why not finish.....

Who the fuck cares about what he says about the Jews. For fucking crying out loud people get a fucking life. Everybody has said fuck the Jews and told them that they were the reason behind all the wars. Even I said that like a million times today. In all seriousness, I'm not racist. Unlike the Jew hating Mel Gibson. How can you say that after making Passion of the Christ. Ok, ok I let it end there.

Well that is me venting today. I feel so much better right now.

Passion of The Drunk

Mel Gibson in this undated photo has stirred a debate once again.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The arrest of Mel Gibson for drunk driving prompted renewed accusations on Sunday that the Oscar-winning director and actor harbored anti-Semitic feelings.


Gibson, whose controversial 2004 film "The Passion of the Christ" was a major hit, was arrested in the early hours of Friday morning for allegedly driving his 2006 Lexus at 87 mph (140 kph) along the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu, the beach town north of Los Angeles.

Celebrity Web site TMZ.com posted portions of what it called the arresting deputy's original report, which said Gibson was abusive, shouted anti-Jewish slurs and boasted that he "owned Malibu."

The TMZ report quoted Gibson as saying, "F..... Jews. The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." He then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?"

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Gibson issued a statement on Saturday in which he apologized for driving while drunk and for his "belligerent behavior" toward the Los Angeles County deputy sheriffs who arrested him.

In his statement the 50-year-old actor said he has "battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse."

He added: "I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable."

The Anti-Defamation League said in a statement on Sunday that Gibson's response was "unremorseful and insufficient" and that his tirade "finally reveals his true self."

Many Jews and others were upset that "The Passion of the Christ" revived ancient Christian accusations that Jews bore responsibility for Jesus' death.

"It's not a proper apology because it does not go to the essence of his bigotry and his anti-Semitism," said ADL national director Abraham Foxman.

"We would hope that Hollywood now would realize the bigot in their midst and that they will distance themselves from this anti-Semite," he said.

The Los Angeles Times reported on Sunday that a civilian committee overseeing the sheriff's department would investigate whether officers tried to cover up Gibson's behavior and statements to save the star from embarrassment.

Gibson rocketed to fame in the late 1970s in the movie "Mad Max" and scored huge box office hits playing a cop in the "Lethal Weapon" movies.

In 1995, he acted in and directed "Braveheart," about 13th century Scottish rebel William Wallace. The movie earned 10 Oscar nominations and won five of the top film awards, including directing for Gibson and best picture of the year.

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How will the mighty Mel Gibson get out of this one? Stay tuned next week to the wacky adventures of Mel Gibson.

"Mel Gibson" The Drunken God of Beer

MALIBU, California (AP): Mel Gibson has been arrested for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, authorities said.

Gibson's 2006 Lexus LS 430 was speeding on Pacific Coast Highway when deputies stopped him at 2:36 a.m. Friday, said Steve Whitmore, a spokesman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.

"He was going 87 miles per hour in a 45-miles-per-hour zone,'' Whitmore said. In metric, that is 140 kph in a 72-kph zone. Deputies conducted field sobriety tests. A breath test indicated Gibson's blood-alcohol level was 0.12 percent, Whitmore said.

The legal limit in California is 0.08 percent.

Gibson, 50, was booked at the Lost Hills Sheriff's station at 4:06 a.m., according to department records. The actor-director was cited and released at 9:45 a.m. after posting $5,000 (euro4,000) bail, Whitmore said.

"The investigation is ongoing,'' Whitmore said.

Gibson's spokesman, Alan Nierob, said he was looking into the matter.

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Yes! There is a God!

Panda Fur Smuggling

Hey mate, you got the fur?

What fur? Shhhh

Oh, yeah. The furrbies.

Ok, it's gonna be 4 grand for these fresh panda furs.

Just 4 grand! I climbed the trees of the Brazilian forest for these animals. It wasn't easy. I got a bruise on my arm when they got wild and attacked me.

I thought pandas were nice?

I guess when you try to kill them, any animal would beat the living shit out of you no matter how cute it looks.

Guess you're right. Here's 5 grand.

Here's the real story...........

BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese police have detained a man trying to sell the fur of a young panda -- seen as a national treasure in the country -- for about $30,000, the official Xinhua news agency said Monday.

The man, surnamed Yang, was caught when he was about to finish the 250,000 yuan ($31,310) sale in the southeastern port city of Xiamen, Xinhua said.

"The fur is 60 centimetres (24 inches) long and belonged to a panda cub," it quoted experts as saying.

Yang and his accomplice, who is wanted by police, bought the fur with 6,000 yuan seven years ago from a man in the country's southwest where most pandas live, the report said, adding police also found the pelt of a clouded leopard with Yang.

The giant panda is one of the world's most exotic and endangered species and is found only in China. An estimated 1,500 wild pandas live in isolated nature reserves in Sichuan, Gansu and Shaanxi provinces.

Xinhua did not say what charges Yang would face, but poachers and smugglers of endangered animals could be jailed for more than 10 years and fined in China.

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In no way I condone panda killing. I couldn't say no to a face like that,

S&M Panda

Under Russia

I Say Goofy Makes A Better President

One Of Those Freak Shaving Accidents

Another feeling David Hasselhoff wasn't able to stop: pain.

The "Hooked on a Feeling" singer and current America's Got Talent judge underwent emergency surgery in London Thursday after slicing a tendon in his right arm during a freak shaving accident.


Publicist Judy Katz says the erstwhile Knight Rider hero was attempting a post-workout shave in the gym at London's Sanderson Hotel when he hit his head on a glass object, pieces of which cut into his arm.


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I'm sorry, but I can't stop laughing.

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While various British media reports claim the offending item was a chandelier (!), Britain's Sun tabloid pegs the culprit as a glass shelf.


"David had just finished working out in the gym at the hotel where he was staying," Katz is quoted in the paper. "He was getting ready to shave and bent down but when he stood up David hit his head on a glass shelf and it shattered.


"Some of the glass got into his hand and cut it quite badly."


The former Speedo-loving Baywatcher was taken from his temporary West End digs--he's in London working on some TV commercials--to St. Thomas Hospital to undergo an operation to repair the severed tendon.


"He's fine," Katz told the Associated Press. "He's out of the hospital and will resume filming tomorrow."


The 53-year-old actor alum arrived in London earlier this week to star in a series of spots for Pipex, a British Internet company.


The accident may have been some kind of karmic justice.


Hasselhoff recently disappointed audiences across the pond by canceling his debut pantomime role as Captain Hook in the musical Peter Pan, due to open this year in London.


He reneged on the theater gig after learning the schedule would clash with his current day job, acting as judge on the Regis Philbin-hosted, Simon Cowell-produced talent search, America's Got Talent.


He judges the competition alongside Brandy and British journalist Piers Morgan.

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What we have is a failure to commit, failure to commit suicide. At least we all have Baywatch to remember Pamela and Carmen by, fuck Hasselhoff.