What If?

1. What if Bill Clinton was president right now instead of President Bush?
2. What if President Bush recieved oral sex from an intern, would he get a second term?
3. What if the WTC was never attacked?
4. What if Osama Bin Laden became mayor of New York City?
5. What if the government is covering up something so big that it would destroy so many things?
6. What if President Bush never went to war?
7. What if Hurricane Katrina never hit Lousiana and went out to sea?
8. What if gas prices never went down?
9. What if life was really just "a box of chocolates".
10. What if Elian Gonzalez and his family never left?

What if all the stories that happen everyday had an "alternate ending" where if you didn't like how it orginally ended you could go back and see a better one?

If Santa Was President?

It sounds crazy but who do you know that can run the country better than President Bush? Santa can! He would give gifts to all the children of Iraq instead of blowing up their homes. He would be in Florida during the hurricane helping out everbody as much as he could while Bush contemplates which dressing will go on his salad today. Santa would make sure the naughty people will get nothing for the holidays while Bush will make sure everybody naughty or nice will have no money to buy gifts. Santa wouldn't have any taxes for anybody while Bush will tax the poor and give to the rich. In conclusion, SANTA ROCKS!

SANTA FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!

The Bird Has It's Revenge!

With the whole bird flu going around, it's starting to make a lot of people panic. Me worry? No. They show people going crazy overseas and rushing to get to only possible cure. And now me worry? YYYYEEESSSSS!!!!!! If this hits the states then we will all go crazy. I can remember that X-Files episode with those giant cockaroaches. The scene in the grocery store where everybody is panicing and then somebody accidently knocks over a display of milk duds and everybody screams. I know stuff like that will happen here too except the whole cockaroach and milk duds thing because I like milk duds, I like them ALOT!....hopefully.

LET THE CRAZINESS BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Untold Horror of September 11

The link will pretty much fill you in on this alternate look on what really happened on September 11.

Won't catch this documantary at your local video store.

THE INFAMOUS NEW LOOK AT SEPTEMBER 11

I just heard the NEWS!

George Bush just became president! I know he'll do great things for this nation. I know that if a war came up that he would handle it like a president should. And if a hurricane just so happen to hit, let's say....Louisiana, then I know he will handle it the right way. Well, good luck President Bush, I hope you run for another term because you know you can count on my vote. CHEERS!

I'm Afraid Of America

The controversial song from David Bowie . It means so much at times like these. When every country hates you and police officers beat you down for asking the time, what's the point of being American. Oh dear, did I hit a nerve? I'm proud to be an American. You know how that song goes.

Life is better here sometimes though. Some countries are ruthless and treat citizens like tyrants. But the good old U-S of A is quite the bully. Hey Wal-Mart makes more money then some countries but still they hate us.

How the image of September 11 haunts people to this day. I laugh because everytime I see the numbers 9 - 11 I cringe. Everywhere I look I see the time is 9:11, the store is open from 9-11, the price of the item is $9.11, the clearence of the sign is 9'11". It's just creepy.

Dear Jeebus,

Why am I here enjoying life of high gas prices while the President goes golfing in Texas? Am I stupid or does this make any sense whatsoever. . .

Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of "Hop on Pop".----President Bush

It's times like these that I wish I was blind and deaf. I'm glad that even at the top, you still can be dumb.














Is the nation a better place?











I don't think so.

I'll leave you with this sad but even sadder picture. If you can't read what it says, just click on it and enlarge it.

It's A Travesty

Well, this is my first post for this blog. This will be serious and funny at times but it will deal with what I see in the world mostly involving politics. I'm using this picture as my first one to show an example of what you will be seeing on the blog. I'm not against President Bush in any ways but.......

.......well you get the point. All I have to say is that I agree.